Ok, so I spent Thanksgiving at a friend's house. Mauri is going to Scotland next summer. Actually she is going to Ireland, England, Wales, and France, and will be spending a day in Edinburgh, Scotland. Can I just say that I am more jealous over that one day than I am over everything else? I mean, what is even in Scotland? Why do I have this insane obsession with Scotland? The world may never know. Let's just go with it.
So because we are crazy and weird, Mauri and I decided to see if you can get a mail order husband. Preferably from Scotland. Alas! 'Tis not possible. At least not as far as we could tell. No mail order grooms to be found, let alone Scottish ones. Sad day.
I was talking about this with Seth and Charlotte, and we pointed out that there are some definite drawbacks to buying a guy. So we decided that instead I can buy an army of mail order brides and they can be my slaves and make knock off Nikes. I don't know how we reached this decision. It was odd. Seth said I would be the Goddess of Discord and Lord of the Cobblers.
This is all very random. I told Mauri to bring me back a Scottish guy. Too bad she only has one day to find him.
Because randomness and chaos define my life. And because if I really was the goddess of discord I would be able to control that chaos. But I can pretend, and until then, here are my random thoughts.
About Me
- Eris
- Divorced, trying to make ends meet, looking for work, and finding myself.
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- Alice's Wonderland
- Ana White
- bethanesque
- Blather. Rinse. Repeat.
- DOGHOUSE DIARIES
- Hairy Legs and High Heels
- Hyperbole and a Half
- Invisible Girl
- Kimisms
- Lords of the Manor
- Oak and Ash: A Two Tree Family
- Questionable Content
- Sleep Talkin' Man
- SnowAngel's Haven
- Surviving the World
- The Alex Files
- The Sleeping Cat
- Three Beans in a Pod
- what if?
- xkcd
2 comments:
Of course you can't get a mail order man. Obviously-that would imply that men can be property the way women can. Ridiculous idea.
Oh wait, have you tried China? There are lots of eligible men there your age. There's a huge gender bias combined with the 1 child policy means the 20 something guys over there have no one to date.
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